The Britney Spears Sex Tape
Aside from the fact that whenever I write 'Britney Spears' I am forced to google it to check the ridiculousness of the spelling of Britney is correct ("That can't be right, can it? BritNEY? That can't be it..."), then I am compelled to write about the great sexy schoolgirl turned soap opera turned mental-case turned, turned, turned turned (like a bad Travis single)... ad infinitum.
But events have turned again. Britney's hot online again. And not because of a sex tape. The girl has relaunched her website, she's launched a new single / video: Womanizer that's simply scorched iTunes with fevered hits and she's even done got her ass onto Twitter as The Real Britney.
Teen fox turned phoenix. Fair play.
Potted review: the video features Britney nekid in a sauna; there are other elements but really they're chaff to the steamy wheat that clearly makes the bread (and butter) of this offering: Britney; sweaty; naked; writhing; singing.
The song itself - well, weird - it starts off really well - great beats, catchy hooks, top pop verse, then the chorus really slumps back into lazy producer bullshit hook 101 'Womanizer, womanizer, wo-wo-wo-womanizer, you're a womanizer, womani...' You see where it's going here.
Anyway. All this is really just an excuse to introduce this excellent short film: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Fair play to them for the title alone as being a clever way to deliver You Tube hits, but watch it - it's hilarious.
But events have turned again. Britney's hot online again. And not because of a sex tape. The girl has relaunched her website, she's launched a new single / video: Womanizer that's simply scorched iTunes with fevered hits and she's even done got her ass onto Twitter as The Real Britney.
Teen fox turned phoenix. Fair play.
Potted review: the video features Britney nekid in a sauna; there are other elements but really they're chaff to the steamy wheat that clearly makes the bread (and butter) of this offering: Britney; sweaty; naked; writhing; singing.
The song itself - well, weird - it starts off really well - great beats, catchy hooks, top pop verse, then the chorus really slumps back into lazy producer bullshit hook 101 'Womanizer, womanizer, wo-wo-wo-womanizer, you're a womanizer, womani...' You see where it's going here.
Anyway. All this is really just an excuse to introduce this excellent short film: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Fair play to them for the title alone as being a clever way to deliver You Tube hits, but watch it - it's hilarious.
Keep th' faith and hit me baby one more time,
Article Dan
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